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Simple Minded Individual

In twelve days i’ll be nineteen… dear god! I’ve been alive and done pretty much nothing for so long, don’t lie i can tell your impressed by my lack of any genuine skills whatsoever. Let’s just hope i can find a way to write something decent that sells or i’ll probably end up in a ditch somewhere crying about how oat meal stole my soul and sold my cat to the devil… How did i get to this stage in my life you ask? the stage in my life where someone instigates a conversation in Italian and i sit helplessly screaming ‘Uhhhhh WHAT DID SHE SAY!!!’ at two equally distraught and misunderstood human beings. I have no clue to be perfectly honest, oh and who knew the word ‘Sausage’ could cause so much chaos, never again will i use the word without realizing the impact it can have on two simple minded individuals(What? Why are you looking at me i wasn’t one of them… yes *Sigh* i was the other one) Although despite all the crappy moments which are usually few and far between i do really love my life and all the people in it, just for the fact your all insane and idiotic enough to still associate with myself. To end on a life lesson, never forget your friends whether they’ve been there for fourteen years or ten minutes, their your friends and you obviously picked them for a reason (Or i dunno maybe your some weird scientist who created them from used bicylce pieces and potato skins… if so kudos to you, you crazy bastard you) i’ll never abandon my friends i mean even if i haven’t spoken to em in a while if they need me i’ll be there talking away, as i do until people realize how unbearable/EXTREMELY AWESOME!!! i am and attempt to kill me… i mean, that has never happened… maybe once… a week.


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