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Star Wars Pick Up Lines

1. You may not look like much, but i know you’ve got it where it counts

2. I’d do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs for you

3. Well you’re definitely not a Nerf Herder

4. I’m taller than a stormtrooper in EVERY way

5. Help me (insert name) You’re my only hope

6. The force is strong in you, same with me, together we could make one hell of a *force*

7. Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, so how about we get outta here and head back to my place

8. Now let’s blow this thing and go home….
(Can be rearranged)

9. I’m not your father

10. Boring conversation, anyway
(Only if rejected)

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